Stolen from tintintin
1. had sex in three or more positions in one session?: Yes.
2. had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?: Yes.
3. devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc.)?: Yes.
4. been so loud having sex that people complained?: Not seriously.
5. had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?: Yes.
6. brought a partner to orgasm using only your hands?: Yes.
7. had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?: Yes.
8. had sex while both standing up?: Yes.
9. performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?: Yes.
10. performed oral sex on a woman (cunnilingus)?: Yes.
11. received oral sex from a man?: Yes.
12. received oral sex from a woman?: No.
13. used position number 69?: Yes.
14. intentionally swallowed semen (your own counts)?: Yes.
15. had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control?: Yes.
16. had sex during menstruation?: Yes.
17. used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc... for sexual purposes?: Yes.
18. used ice for sexual purposes?: Yes.
19. completely shaved off your pubic hair?: Yes.
20. purchased a sex toy?: Yes.
21. inserted your finger into someone's anus, or had this done to you?: Yes.
22. licked someone's anus or had yours licked?: Yes.
23. performed anal intercourse on someone (on the giving end, toys count)?: Yes.
24. received anal intercourse (receiving end, toys count)?: Yes.
25. used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?: Yes.
26. been involved in use of a cock-ring?: Yes.
27. been involved in use of a strap-on?: Kind of.
28. participated in fist-fucking?: Not quite.
29. contracted a venereal disease or STD?: None that I know of.
30. given a sympathy fuck?: Yes.
31. forced or coerced someone into having sex with you?: Kind of.
33. paid for sex with a prostitute?: No.
33. have you ever been paid for sex?: Not with money.
34. been involved in adultery?: No.
35. had sex with your boss or teacher?: No.
36. had sex with someone the same day you met them?: Yes.
37. had sex with someone whose name you did not know?: Yes.
38. been openly homosexual or bisexual?: I suppose.
39. had more than 10 sex partners?: Yes.
40. been in a threesome?: Yes.
41. engaged in group sex (more than three people)?: Half-way.
42. had sex in a public place?: Yes.
43. had sex in a car (moving or stationary)?: Yes.
44. become a member of the mile high club?: No.
45. had sex in the water (hot tub, shower, pool, etc)?: Yes.
46. been walked in on while having sex?: Not quite.
47. had sex while you knew someone else was watching?: Yes.
48. engaged in bondage?: Light.
49. engaged in "golden showers" (urinating)?: Yes.
50. have body piercing to enhance sexual pleasure?: Do oral piercings count?
51. have you/someone else ever taken pictures of yourself naked?: Yes.
52. have you/someone else ever taken pictures of yourselves in a sex act?: Yes.
53. have you been to BiCon?: No.
54. have you engaged in sex acts at BiCon?: No.
55. will you have sex this weekend?: Unless one of you wants to come here and rape me, no.
Wheee, that killed a few minutes...yay